Bilbo's cupboard

Bilbo’s cupboard.

Do you want to know, what you can find
In Bilbo’s cupboard let me remind.
He always says he only has shit
But don’t listen to that ugly old git
Because Bilbo has...(Melody: nations of the world)

Tea and whiskey and wine and coffee and juice of orange and lime
And water and brandy and milk and soda and big old bottle of slime
And lamb and mutton and beef and veal and pork and bacon and ham
And butter and lard and cream and rillets and Nutella, peanut butter and jam
And crab and lobster and shrimps and carp and perch and pike and Haddock
And Cod and Salmon, and trout and Tuna and bass and sardine and Pollock.

And in the second shelf he has...
Cakes and buns and pitas and quiche and kringle, cinnamon rolls
And pies and tarts and loaf and breads and calzone, chocolate bolls
And Feta and Gouda and brie and bra and Parmesan mozzarella
And Edam and cheddar and Jarlsberg and cheeses that gives you salmonella.
There’s Almonds and peanuts and Cashew and a single macadamia nut
And Chestnuts and fennel and Hazel and an oversize plant of corn smut.

And in the bottom shelf he has...
Pudding and porrage and pasta and Pizza and pecans and peas, potatoes
And tofu and taco and turkey and Toblerone and trifle, tripe and tomatoes
There’s apple and orange pinapple melon lemon lime and plum
And cabbage and salad and turnips and carrots and corn and chewing gum.
There’s salsa with chili and peppers and ginger Saffron paprika mustard
And Cinnamon, fennel, garlic and ketchup and salt and pepper and custard.

And in the freezer he has…
Badger, elk and moose and dear and chicken, rooster cat
And owls and seagulls and zebra, lion and lamb and porcupine rat
Armadillo and eagles and camels and beaver and horse and a little baboon
And back in the freezer he has some pace left where he’s planning to fit Laboon
He’s got rabbits and monkeys and Leopards and seals and geese and ants and a hare
And Mongoose and pandas and sharks and parrots and scorpions and a Devil Snare (Which he borrowed from Dumbledore his beloved wizard friend..no wait..)